It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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