sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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