Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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