i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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