thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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