I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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