You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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