My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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