Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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