This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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