Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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