i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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