So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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