Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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