No subtext here. People are naked.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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