You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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