Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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