Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I AM VODKA MAN
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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