the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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