You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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