"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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