I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.