well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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I just gift wrapped bread.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry