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Potential corruption. He's 19.

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Get them while they're young!

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(248): Potential corruption. He's 19. (1-248): Get them while they're young! http://tfl.nu/cezi

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(416): View more from Ontario

I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her

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(416): I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her http://tfl.nu/l0xk

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Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes

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(618): Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes http://tfl.nu/lxst

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I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.

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(989): I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS. http://tfl.nu/9dm1

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(630): View more from Illinois

i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.

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(630): i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do. http://tfl.nu/s093

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Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....

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(201): Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me".... http://tfl.nu/dlub

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(404): View more from Georgia

standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.

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(404): standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture. http://tfl.nu/15y7

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?

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I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.

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(203): Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin? (1-203): I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight. http://tfl.nu/pi9j

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(480): View more from Arizona

Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."

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(480): Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions." http://tfl.nu/c9eh

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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.

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(978): Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either. http://tfl.nu/z8zq

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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.

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(505): She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max. http://tfl.nu/42dn

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(314): View more from Missouri

He's only going to be gone for two weeks

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That's two months in gay whore years.

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(314): He's only going to be gone for two weeks (1-314): That's two months in gay whore years. http://tfl.nu/9nuw

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(276): View more from Virginia

They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?

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(276): They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends? http://tfl.nu/rjha

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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.

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(317): Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart. http://tfl.nu/9c5h

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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me

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(530): Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me http://tfl.nu/1ycp

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