I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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