and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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