Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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