I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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