Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
