Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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