I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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