my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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