S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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