Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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