dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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