It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
its not stalking. its research.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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