im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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