Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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