She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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