Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My first STD was from a foam party
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
tell me about the eggs
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