Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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