what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i will never coherently bang her
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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