Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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