Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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