How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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