i just made my gag reflex go away.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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