Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
No subtext here. People are naked.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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