Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Randomize
