More tranny stories later!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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