We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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