Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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