dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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