You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
