I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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