i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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