I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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