do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Use "feeling words"
Yay
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
