I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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